The Cuteness - Puppy Blog of a Little White Miniature Schnauzer
Hello. I'm the Cuteness. I'm a little, white, Miniature Schnauzer puppy. Surrender to my adorable powers!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
My nicknames include Fluffy Longpaw, Poopahontas, Poopanlotapiss, and Little One.
About Me
I like to bark at squirrels and chew on my Daddy's toes. My favorite color is beef.
Saturday, June 21, 2008
Monday, June 02, 2008
Sunday, March 23, 2008
Friday, March 21, 2008
How did they miss my blog in the article about dog blogs on CNN.com! It's blasphemy I tell you! Blasphemy!
Sunday, January 06, 2008
Sunday, November 25, 2007
In Which Friday Tries to Bark
Here is a video, my friends, in which my new little sister, Friday, tries to bark and start some trouble with me! Being the spophistimucated big sis' that I am, I kept my cool the entire time---even when she runs head first into a piece of wood (which didn't get caught on film, but you can sure hear the 'bonk' right at the beginning)!
Labels: Friday, Other Dogs, Puppy, Wrestling
Gazelle Hop
This is a video in which I participate in a dog fight with my new sister, Friday, and demonstrate a daring display of aerial acrobatics with a maneuver I call the Gazelle Hop.
Labels: Flying, Friday, Other Dogs, Puppy
My New Sis

At first I didn't know what to make of my new sister. Everyone was oh'ing and ah'ing. I got kind of sick of it all!

But, then she did the 'I look pathetic' thing and my heart melted.

Alright, I'll teach you a thing or two, but you've got to listen closely! I'll only tell you once.

You can walk OVER things...

You can walk UNDER things...

...And if you want to go outside, just make a fuss by the back door!
Labels: Friday, Other Dogs, Puppy, Wrestling
Sister Cuteness

What's this??? Smells familiar... Looks familiar...

Oh nooooooo you didn't! I am the cutest thing in THIS house!

I refuse to share my... Ohhh... No... Overwhelmed by the cuteness! I surrender! Puppy breath! Arghhhh!!! Her puppy kisses are tooooooo sweet!
Labels: Friday, Other Dogs, Puppy, Smelling
My Girl Friday!
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
Cuteness Brothers and Sisters!
Here is the web-site for the breeder: http://www.fivestaraussies.com/
Monday, September 24, 2007
Tuesday, May 29, 2007
Little Dog in the Big City
Recently my parents decided I needed to get some culture so they took me to an art walk in Kansas City. There was so much to take in. So many cars and so many people. I found out from lots of really nice guys that I'm absolutely fabulous. And lots of nice ladies with big jewelry scratched my head and told me I'm a little darling.
My Mom really liked this gallery. She felt the skillful use of glazed materials on these large red installations created an interesting depth of texture that made the works come alive with vibrant excitement. I thought it was just a bunch of self-indulgant post-modern garbage.
After getting tugged (well... actually carried like a pampered child) around a dozen galleries I fianally found something at le Trottoir Gallery that really appealed to my more refined senses.
Labels: Art, Kansas City, Smelling
Thursday, April 26, 2007
It's THAT Sweet
"A class of 4th graders in Japan chose to see this picture again rather than get a piece of candy as a reward after class."
Doesn't this just say it all???!!
Labels: japan
