The Cuteness - Puppy Blog of a Little White Miniature Schnauzer

Hello. I'm the Cuteness. I'm a little, white, Miniature Schnauzer puppy. Surrender to my adorable powers!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

My nicknames include Fluffy Longpaw, Poopahontas, Poopanlotapiss, and Little One.

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Name: The Cuteness
Location: Lawrence, Kansas, United States

I like to bark at squirrels and chew on my Daddy's toes. My favorite color is beef.

Saturday, June 21, 2008

More Pics of My Haircut!

"My Mom and Dad think I look more like a puppy now than before my haircut!!! I'm enjoying the increased cuddles!"

 

 

Little White Eyelashes

 

"'Nuff Said!"

The Art of Cuddling


"To cuddle, just move in close..."




"...a little bit closer..."




"...a little bit closer yet..."




"...ahhhh.........cuddle achieved.....hold position!"

Snarf


"Snarf!"

Let Me Explain Somethin'


"Hey there snarky dog. Let's me 'xplain somethin' to ya. From now on I'm the only cuteness in this house," says Henry.




To which The Cuteness replied, "You wanna bet you little...."




To which Mommy replied, "CUTENESS!!!"




To which The Cuteness replied with a sigh.

Mini-The Cuteness


"Mom and Dad got my boy a little stuffed version of me!"




"I'm not really diggin' the part where they let him chew on Mini-the Cuteness' ears..."




"But, I have a feeling the boy and I will get a long great (just so long as he respects my authority)!"

Monday, June 02, 2008

Neeked Puppy!


Shivers! This weekend my parents shaved me head to toe. I feel so exposed... and COLD!

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Sunday, March 23, 2008

Hello World!

"Hello world! I would like for you to meet my new brother, Henry James!!! Mom and Dad don't let me play with him much, but I finally managed to sneak into a picture!"

Easter Pics

Today is Easter, and my Mom and Dad made me wear these stupid bunny ears!


How humiliating!

Friday, March 21, 2008

Click Here to Read A CNN Article About Dog Blog's!

How did they miss my blog in the article about dog blogs on CNN.com! It's blasphemy I tell you! Blasphemy!

Sunday, January 06, 2008

Strange Things have Been Going On


What's this? A new pet?



Doesn't smell like a dog...



What foolishness are Mom and Dad up to?

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I need a haircut!

 

This picture says it all!

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Sunday, November 25, 2007

In Which Friday Tries to Bark

Here is a video, my friends, in which my new little sister, Friday, tries to bark and start some trouble with me! Being the spophistimucated big sis' that I am, I kept my cool the entire time---even when she runs head first into a piece of wood (which didn't get caught on film, but you can sure hear the 'bonk' right at the beginning)!


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Gazelle Hop

This is a video in which I participate in a dog fight with my new sister, Friday, and demonstrate a daring display of aerial acrobatics with a maneuver I call the Gazelle Hop.



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A Video in Which I Meet My Sister, Friday

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My New Sis


At first I didn't know what to make of my new sister. Everyone was oh'ing and ah'ing. I got kind of sick of it all!



But, then she did the 'I look pathetic' thing and my heart melted.



Alright, I'll teach you a thing or two, but you've got to listen closely! I'll only tell you once.



You can walk OVER things...



You can walk UNDER things...



...And if you want to go outside, just make a fuss by the back door!

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Sister Cuteness


What's this??? Smells familiar... Looks familiar...



Oh nooooooo you didn't! I am the cutest thing in THIS house!



I refuse to share my... Ohhh... No... Overwhelmed by the cuteness! I surrender! Puppy breath! Arghhhh!!! Her puppy kisses are tooooooo sweet!

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My Girl Friday!

I'm so excited! My (real) Mom and Dad just had a new litter of puppies in October. Today I get to meet my little sister Friday. She is 8 weeks old. A friend of my human mom and dad adopted her. Friday is a little white female miniature schnauzer like me. I can't wait!

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Cuteness Brothers and Sisters!

I just heard that my real Mom and Dad will be having a litter of Cuteness brothers and sisters in early October!

Here is the web-site for the breeder: http://www.fivestaraussies.com/

Monday, September 24, 2007

Teddy Bear



My Mom is fond of calling me her little teddy bear.



I, however, think I look nothing like a bear!

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Crowded



To heck with three! I declare that two is a crowd!

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New Friends

My Mom and Dad took me to a picnic. I met a lot of new people and I made a special new friend!



We sat in the grass and talked for a while.



And I taught him to watch the birds.

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Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Little Dog in the Big City



Recently my parents decided I needed to get some culture so they took me to an art walk in Kansas City. There was so much to take in. So many cars and so many people. I found out from lots of really nice guys that I'm absolutely fabulous. And lots of nice ladies with big jewelry scratched my head and told me I'm a little darling.





My Mom really liked this gallery. She felt the skillful use of glazed materials on these large red installations created an interesting depth of texture that made the works come alive with vibrant excitement. I thought it was just a bunch of self-indulgant post-modern garbage.





After getting tugged (well... actually carried like a pampered child) around a dozen galleries I fianally found something at le Trottoir Gallery that really appealed to my more refined senses.

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1st Birthday


I celebrated my 1st Birthday on May 15! My Mommy got me some peanut butter lollipops. I really liked them!


My hair is getting so shaggy. My Dad promised me a professional hair cut for my birthday, but he hasn't kept his promise so far!

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Thursday, April 26, 2007

It's THAT Sweet

I love this new comment on theCuteness.com! It's a testament to my cuteness!

"A class of 4th graders in Japan chose to see this picture again rather than get a piece of candy as a reward after class."

Doesn't this just say it all???!!

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