A Soldier is no Match for the Cuteness
"You are a miserable, little, smelly mutt. You're good for nothing soldier. I eat pieces of $#&! bigger than you for breakfast!" yelled Sergeant First Class great-uncle Mark.
"You eat pieces of $%#! for breakfast?" I replied. "So do I!"
"That's disgusting soldier!" great-uncle Mark exclaimed as he threw me over his head.
Jumping back atop I explained that he will, "Surrender to my adorable powers!"