The Cuteness - Puppy Blog of a Little White Miniature Schnauzer

Hello. I'm the Cuteness. I'm a little, white, Miniature Schnauzer puppy. Surrender to my adorable powers!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

My nicknames include Fluffy Longpaw, Poopahontas, Poopanlotapiss, and Little One.

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Name: The Cuteness
Location: Lawrence, Kansas, United States

I like to bark at squirrels and chew on my Daddy's toes. My favorite color is beef.

Saturday, December 30, 2006

A Soldier is no Match for the Cuteness


"You are a miserable, little, smelly mutt. You're good for nothing soldier. I eat pieces of $#&! bigger than you for breakfast!" yelled Sergeant First Class great-uncle Mark.



"You eat pieces of $%#! for breakfast?" I replied. "So do I!"



"That's disgusting soldier!" great-uncle Mark exclaimed as he threw me over his head.



Jumping back atop I explained that he will, "Surrender to my adorable powers!"

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2 Comments:

Anonymous Ellen said...

I am glad you are putting our militia thru its paces - and it's good to see you back. I like taking a "cuteness" break every so often at work as a break from the data.

7:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If The Cuteness had gone to Irag, they would have surrendered 5 years ago!

2:20 PM  

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