The Cuteness - Puppy Blog of a Little White Miniature Schnauzer

Hello. I'm the Cuteness. I'm a little, white, Miniature Schnauzer puppy. Surrender to my adorable powers!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

My nicknames include Fluffy Longpaw, Poopahontas, Poopanlotapiss, and Little One.

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Name: The Cuteness
Location: Lawrence, Kansas, United States

I like to bark at squirrels and chew on my Daddy's toes. My favorite color is beef.

Saturday, December 30, 2006

Rebellious Teenage Puppy

"My parents are so upset with me. They paid a professional groomer to cut my hair so I would look really nice for Christmas. The next day my Mom was dying her hair. I want to be just like my Mom, so when she wasn't looking I grabbed the bottle of dye. Oh how they screamed when they saw the brown spots all over my head! I got three baths but it didn't come out."

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"Shucks, no one will pay me any attention..."

"I will!" exclaims Janet (my new best friend).

"Ahhh! Thanks Janet!"

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A Soldier is no Match for the Cuteness

"You are a miserable, little, smelly mutt. You're good for nothing soldier. I eat pieces of $#&! bigger than you for breakfast!" yelled Sergeant First Class great-uncle Mark.

"You eat pieces of $%#! for breakfast?" I replied. "So do I!"

"That's disgusting soldier!" great-uncle Mark exclaimed as he threw me over his head.

Jumping back atop I explained that he will, "Surrender to my adorable powers!"

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Puppy Swaddling

Enough said...

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Moving Day

After a long day of helping my parents move my Grandma decided to take a nap on the floor. Lily and I both agreed that she had the right idea.

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I'm Back!!!

Hi all! Sorry it has been so long since my lasts posts.

So much has happened in the last two months!

  • My parents bought a new house and moved into it.
  • My dad misplaced his camera's battery charger during the move.
  • My great-uncle Mark returned from Iraq safe and sound after a year and a half.
  • My parents had family and friends over for Thanksgiving.
  • My parents had family and friends over for Christamas.
  • Tomorrow, on New Years Eve, my parents are planning to have lots more family, friends and neighbors over to meet me on new years eve.
  • My parents told me that I'm going to have a new brother or sister---one with a lot of pink skin and not much fur! I can't wait!

A visitor from New York

A friend from New York dropped by to meet me when she was visiting Kansas! Hi Dora!!!

I summoned all my powers of cuteness and she fell head over heels for me!

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