The Cuteness - Puppy Blog of a Little White Miniature Schnauzer

Hello. I'm the Cuteness. I'm a little, white, Miniature Schnauzer puppy. Surrender to my adorable powers!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

My nicknames include Fluffy Longpaw, Poopahontas, Poopanlotapiss, and Little One.

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Name: The Cuteness
Location: Lawrence, Kansas, United States

I like to bark at squirrels and chew on my Daddy's toes. My favorite color is beef.

Sunday, November 25, 2007

In Which Friday Tries to Bark

Here is a video, my friends, in which my new little sister, Friday, tries to bark and start some trouble with me! Being the spophistimucated big sis' that I am, I kept my cool the entire time---even when she runs head first into a piece of wood (which didn't get caught on film, but you can sure hear the 'bonk' right at the beginning)!

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Gazelle Hop

This is a video in which I participate in a dog fight with my new sister, Friday, and demonstrate a daring display of aerial acrobatics with a maneuver I call the Gazelle Hop.

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A Video in Which I Meet My Sister, Friday

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My New Sis

At first I didn't know what to make of my new sister. Everyone was oh'ing and ah'ing. I got kind of sick of it all!

But, then she did the 'I look pathetic' thing and my heart melted.

Alright, I'll teach you a thing or two, but you've got to listen closely! I'll only tell you once.

You can walk OVER things...

You can walk UNDER things...

...And if you want to go outside, just make a fuss by the back door!

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Sister Cuteness

What's this??? Smells familiar... Looks familiar...

Oh nooooooo you didn't! I am the cutest thing in THIS house!

I refuse to share my... Ohhh... No... Overwhelmed by the cuteness! I surrender! Puppy breath! Arghhhh!!! Her puppy kisses are tooooooo sweet!

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Monday, September 24, 2007


To heck with three! I declare that two is a crowd!

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Thursday, March 01, 2007

Monkey See. Monkey Do.

I know that imitation is the highest form of flattery.

But come on now... Isn't this getting a little bit old?

Try as you might Lily, you'll never be as Cute as I!



My cousin Lily thinks that happiness is a big bone and a ray of sunshine.

Me, I know that real happiness is a hot air return on a cold, cold day.

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I never get tired of...

I never get tired of...


But I do get tired of that guy who always wakes me up with his camera flash!

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Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Christmas Decorating

Decorating for Christmas is tiring work!

My favorite part is the post-decoration nap.

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Saturday, December 30, 2006

Moving Day

After a long day of helping my parents move my Grandma decided to take a nap on the floor. Lily and I both agreed that she had the right idea.

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Friday, November 03, 2006

The Symmetry of Schnauzers

This picture speaks for itself!

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Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Puppy Party!

Last weekend my Mom and Dad took me to a puppy party at my vet's office!

I made lots of new friends.

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Monday, October 09, 2006

What?! Don't You Trust Cute Lil' Me???

My cousin Lily is fond of saying, "I don't trust you even when you're sleeping." Adding insult to injury, she's actually started keeping a close eye on me when I'm asleep!

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Saturday, September 30, 2006

Math for Dogs

Fluffy Blanket + Puppy2 = Happiness

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Friday, September 29, 2006

Learning To Dance

Hey Lily, let me show you how to dance!

First you curtsy.

Then you wiggle on your back.

And you end by gracefully pointing your nose at the sky.

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The Art of Napping

Napping is good curled up in a ball...

with outstretched legs...

or with a good friend.

But not matter what... a tired, napping puppy is always cute.

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Saturday, September 09, 2006

Howie, My New Friend

I had a my very first puppy play day with a little pup named Howie.

I thought Howie's short little legs were so cute! I tried to get Howie to lay still so I could give him sweet, sweet kisses.

He threw me off and told me that girls have germs!

That wasn't very nice so I made him smell my bum.

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Romp With Howie

After Howie and I got to know each other we had sooooooooooo much fun romping around the yard. We chased and pounced each other for almost two hours!!!

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Lily vs. TC

My cousin Lily has finally started to play with me.

Whenever she plays too rough with me...

...I run away and play cute...

...and she asks for my forgiveness!

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The Great White Flying Pup

My cousin Lily is so fun to jump on. I like to chew on her nose and her ears. My favorite things to do are jump on top of her like I'm a crazed flying squirrel and to rear back and swat her with my paws like I'm a vicious tiger... But the absolute best is getting in a good pounce when she's not looking!

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Friday, September 01, 2006

Lily Rose

Today I met my cousin Lily. She is moving in today to stay with my family. I was a little shy at first.

My Mom encouraged me to come out and meet my cousin. Lily's a lot bigger than me so I took things slow.

Then, when she wasn't looking, I jumped on her with all of my mighty strength.

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