The Cuteness - Puppy Blog of a Little White Miniature Schnauzer

Hello. I'm the Cuteness. I'm a little, white, Miniature Schnauzer puppy. Surrender to my adorable powers!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

My nicknames include Fluffy Longpaw, Poopahontas, Poopanlotapiss, and Little One.

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Name: The Cuteness
Location: Lawrence, Kansas, United States

I like to bark at squirrels and chew on my Daddy's toes. My favorite color is beef.

Sunday, November 25, 2007

In Which Friday Tries to Bark

Here is a video, my friends, in which my new little sister, Friday, tries to bark and start some trouble with me! Being the spophistimucated big sis' that I am, I kept my cool the entire time---even when she runs head first into a piece of wood (which didn't get caught on film, but you can sure hear the 'bonk' right at the beginning)!

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Gazelle Hop

This is a video in which I participate in a dog fight with my new sister, Friday, and demonstrate a daring display of aerial acrobatics with a maneuver I call the Gazelle Hop.

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A Video in Which I Meet My Sister, Friday

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My New Sis

At first I didn't know what to make of my new sister. Everyone was oh'ing and ah'ing. I got kind of sick of it all!

But, then she did the 'I look pathetic' thing and my heart melted.

Alright, I'll teach you a thing or two, but you've got to listen closely! I'll only tell you once.

You can walk OVER things...

You can walk UNDER things...

...And if you want to go outside, just make a fuss by the back door!

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Sister Cuteness

What's this??? Smells familiar... Looks familiar...

Oh nooooooo you didn't! I am the cutest thing in THIS house!

I refuse to share my... Ohhh... No... Overwhelmed by the cuteness! I surrender! Puppy breath! Arghhhh!!! Her puppy kisses are tooooooo sweet!

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Thursday, March 01, 2007


Please give me attention! Please!

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My cousin Lily thinks that happiness is a big bone and a ray of sunshine.

Me, I know that real happiness is a hot air return on a cold, cold day.

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I never get tired of...

I never get tired of...


But I do get tired of that guy who always wakes me up with his camera flash!

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Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Christmas Decorating

Decorating for Christmas is tiring work!

My favorite part is the post-decoration nap.

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Saturday, December 30, 2006

Rebellious Teenage Puppy

"My parents are so upset with me. They paid a professional groomer to cut my hair so I would look really nice for Christmas. The next day my Mom was dying her hair. I want to be just like my Mom, so when she wasn't looking I grabbed the bottle of dye. Oh how they screamed when they saw the brown spots all over my head! I got three baths but it didn't come out."

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"Shucks, no one will pay me any attention..."

"I will!" exclaims Janet (my new best friend).

"Ahhh! Thanks Janet!"

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A Soldier is no Match for the Cuteness

"You are a miserable, little, smelly mutt. You're good for nothing soldier. I eat pieces of $#&! bigger than you for breakfast!" yelled Sergeant First Class great-uncle Mark.

"You eat pieces of $%#! for breakfast?" I replied. "So do I!"

"That's disgusting soldier!" great-uncle Mark exclaimed as he threw me over his head.

Jumping back atop I explained that he will, "Surrender to my adorable powers!"

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Puppy Swaddling

Enough said...

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Moving Day

After a long day of helping my parents move my Grandma decided to take a nap on the floor. Lily and I both agreed that she had the right idea.

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A visitor from New York

A friend from New York dropped by to meet me when she was visiting Kansas! Hi Dora!!!

I summoned all my powers of cuteness and she fell head over heels for me!

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Friday, November 03, 2006

R.I.P. Blue Mousey

I'm a sad pup. This is the last photo of me and my blue mousey. Blue mousey was one of my favorite toys, but my super mean cousin Lily decided that blue mousey wasn't meant for this world.

I'll have my revenge.

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The Symmetry of Schnauzers

This picture speaks for itself!

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Tuesday, October 31, 2006

My First Halloween

This weekend I went to my first Halloween party.

I used my many adorable powers to seduce the tin man into giving me cuddles...

...and I stole his heart.

I learned that not all boys dress like my Daddy.

And I learned never to look up when walking by a Scotsman.

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Puppy Party!

Last weekend my Mom and Dad took me to a puppy party at my vet's office!

I made lots of new friends.

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I Excel at Sleeping

Ahhhh!!! Sleep is sooooo good. This week I discovered some new ultra-comfortable sleeping positions. Here I am demonstrating the brand new double paw and head dangle.

Here I am sleeping hidden under Mom and Dad's futon couch.

Last but not least, here's my Dad's favorite---me cuddling with his favorite speakers!

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Monday, October 09, 2006

What?! Don't You Trust Cute Lil' Me???

My cousin Lily is fond of saying, "I don't trust you even when you're sleeping." Adding insult to injury, she's actually started keeping a close eye on me when I'm asleep!

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Saturday, September 30, 2006

Math for Dogs

Fluffy Blanket + Puppy2 = Happiness

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Friday, September 29, 2006


Step any closer and I will bite you!

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Learning To Dance

Hey Lily, let me show you how to dance!

First you curtsy.

Then you wiggle on your back.

And you end by gracefully pointing your nose at the sky.

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