The Cuteness - Puppy Blog of a Little White Miniature Schnauzer

Hello. I'm the Cuteness. I'm a little, white, Miniature Schnauzer puppy. Surrender to my adorable powers!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

My nicknames include Fluffy Longpaw, Poopahontas, Poopanlotapiss, and Little One.

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Name: The Cuteness
Location: Lawrence, Kansas, United States

I like to bark at squirrels and chew on my Daddy's toes. My favorite color is beef.

Monday, April 16, 2007

Morning Coffee Gives Me the Zzzzz's

After the morning news and some coffee I'm ready for a nap.


Thursday, March 01, 2007


My cousin Lily thinks that happiness is a big bone and a ray of sunshine.

Me, I know that real happiness is a hot air return on a cold, cold day.

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I never get tired of...

I never get tired of...


But I do get tired of that guy who always wakes me up with his camera flash!

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Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Christmas Decorating

Decorating for Christmas is tiring work!

My favorite part is the post-decoration nap.

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Saturday, December 30, 2006

Puppy Swaddling

Enough said...

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Moving Day

After a long day of helping my parents move my Grandma decided to take a nap on the floor. Lily and I both agreed that she had the right idea.

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Friday, November 03, 2006

The Symmetry of Schnauzers

This picture speaks for itself!

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Tuesday, October 31, 2006

I Excel at Sleeping

Ahhhh!!! Sleep is sooooo good. This week I discovered some new ultra-comfortable sleeping positions. Here I am demonstrating the brand new double paw and head dangle.

Here I am sleeping hidden under Mom and Dad's futon couch.

Last but not least, here's my Dad's favorite---me cuddling with his favorite speakers!

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Monday, October 09, 2006

What?! Don't You Trust Cute Lil' Me???

My cousin Lily is fond of saying, "I don't trust you even when you're sleeping." Adding insult to injury, she's actually started keeping a close eye on me when I'm asleep!

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Saturday, September 30, 2006

Math for Dogs

Fluffy Blanket + Puppy2 = Happiness

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Friday, September 29, 2006

Triple Paw Dangle

Here, my good friends, you bear witness to the rarest of the napping positions, the fabled triple paw dangle. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

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The Art of Napping

Napping is good curled up in a ball...

with outstretched legs...

or with a good friend.

But not matter what... a tired, napping puppy is always cute.

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Thursday, August 31, 2006

Just Hanging Out!

One of my favorite sleeping spots is my Mom and Dad's coffee table. I keep waking up and finding them laughing at me!

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Saturday, August 19, 2006

So tired!

My Dad calls me lazy. I've tried explaining that choosing which toy to play with just wears me out! Just to prove him wrong I'll get up and play!

Lets see... First I have to throw all the toys out of my bed. Next I have to get out of my bed and... Ohhhh. So tired. I'll just take a little nap first.

You've got the right idea Mr. Mouse. It's you and me Mr. Mouse. You and me.

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Sunday, August 06, 2006


My Daddy says the only thing I'm good at is sleeping.

Sometimes I sleep with my paws sticking straight out.

Sometimes I sleep on my back...

But my favorite way to sleep is on a big comfy pillow, under a warm blanket.

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Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Day 2 in My New Home (Part 3)

I learned that warm towels are reallllllllllllllllllllllllly nice.

Did I mention that warm towels are reallllllllllllllllllllllllly nice.

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Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Day 1 with My New Mom and Dad (Part 2)

I visited my new vet today. My new vet is named Dr. Cat (really)!

I tried to be extra cute around Dr. Cat, but when it came time to take my temperature...
...yeah. I won't make that mistake again! Next time I'm biting someone!

I'm pooped people. Leave me alone. Wake me for lunch.

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