The Cuteness - Puppy Blog of a Little White Miniature Schnauzer

Hello. I'm the Cuteness. I'm a little, white, Miniature Schnauzer puppy. Surrender to my adorable powers!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

My nicknames include Fluffy Longpaw, Poopahontas, Poopanlotapiss, and Little One.

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Name: The Cuteness
Location: Lawrence, Kansas, United States

I like to bark at squirrels and chew on my Daddy's toes. My favorite color is beef.

Sunday, November 25, 2007

In Which Friday Tries to Bark

Here is a video, my friends, in which my new little sister, Friday, tries to bark and start some trouble with me! Being the spophistimucated big sis' that I am, I kept my cool the entire time---even when she runs head first into a piece of wood (which didn't get caught on film, but you can sure hear the 'bonk' right at the beginning)!

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My New Sis

At first I didn't know what to make of my new sister. Everyone was oh'ing and ah'ing. I got kind of sick of it all!

But, then she did the 'I look pathetic' thing and my heart melted.

Alright, I'll teach you a thing or two, but you've got to listen closely! I'll only tell you once.

You can walk OVER things...

You can walk UNDER things...

...And if you want to go outside, just make a fuss by the back door!

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Saturday, December 30, 2006

A Soldier is no Match for the Cuteness

"You are a miserable, little, smelly mutt. You're good for nothing soldier. I eat pieces of $#&! bigger than you for breakfast!" yelled Sergeant First Class great-uncle Mark.

"You eat pieces of $%#! for breakfast?" I replied. "So do I!"

"That's disgusting soldier!" great-uncle Mark exclaimed as he threw me over his head.

Jumping back atop I explained that he will, "Surrender to my adorable powers!"

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Saturday, September 09, 2006

Howie, My New Friend

I had a my very first puppy play day with a little pup named Howie.

I thought Howie's short little legs were so cute! I tried to get Howie to lay still so I could give him sweet, sweet kisses.

He threw me off and told me that girls have germs!

That wasn't very nice so I made him smell my bum.

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Romp With Howie

After Howie and I got to know each other we had sooooooooooo much fun romping around the yard. We chased and pounced each other for almost two hours!!!

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Lily vs. TC

My cousin Lily has finally started to play with me.

Whenever she plays too rough with me...

...I run away and play cute...

...and she asks for my forgiveness!

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The Great White Flying Pup

My cousin Lily is so fun to jump on. I like to chew on her nose and her ears. My favorite things to do are jump on top of her like I'm a crazed flying squirrel and to rear back and swat her with my paws like I'm a vicious tiger... But the absolute best is getting in a good pounce when she's not looking!

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Friday, September 01, 2006

Lily Rose

Today I met my cousin Lily. She is moving in today to stay with my family. I was a little shy at first.

My Mom encouraged me to come out and meet my cousin. Lily's a lot bigger than me so I took things slow.

Then, when she wasn't looking, I jumped on her with all of my mighty strength.

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